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Cranky UnBalanced Blend – 12 Pods

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For the days when balance is overrated.


For mornings that need a little chaos — in the best possible way. The Cranky UnBalanced Blend is a bold medium roast that leans hard into flavor, mixing standout beans from Brazil and Mexico for a cup that’s anything but predictable. Expect rich chocolate-covered almond, maple syrup sweetness, and a spark of bright citrus that keeps things wild, lively, and fully awake. Full-bodied, flavorful, and just the right amount of unruly — this is balance, the Cranky way.


Tasting Profile — Medium


A medium roast with zero interest in being modest.


The Cranky UnBalanced Blend brings chocolate-covered almond, maple syrup sweetness, and a flash of bright citrus that keeps things lively. Cozy, comforting, and just chaotic enough to keep you awake, this cup mixes nutty richness with warm sweetness and vibrant acidity — a flavor profile built for people who like their mornings a little unpredictable.


Origin & Region — Brazil & Mexico


This blend pulls from two regions that don’t miss:


  • Brazil (Cerrado): Known for reliable quality, clean processing, and that signature chocolate-nut backbone.
  • Mexico (Chiapas): Cooperative-grown, sustainably focused, and bright enough to shake the sleep out of your system.


Together, they bring seasoned farming traditions and the kind of consistency only the pros deliver.


Altitude & Processing — 900–1,750 MASL


A little altitude, a little chaos, a lot of flavor.


  • Brazil (900–1,400m)Pulped natural , boosting chocolate depth and nutty body.
  • Mexico (1,300–1,750m)Washed , adding clean structure and balanced acidity.


Two processing methods, one bold cup — and a harmoniously unbalanced flavor that somehow just works.


Blend Composition — Bourbon, Typica, Catuaí, Catucaí, Mundo Novo


A lineup built for boldness:


  • Mexican Bourbon & Typica bring the clean sweetness, balance, and citrus sparkle.
  • Brazilian Catuaí, Catucaí & Mundo Novo deliver the chocolate, the weight, and the satisfying depth.


Together, they form the foundation of that chocolate-almond, maple-sweet, citrus-bright personality that makes this blend deliciously… unbalanced.


Ratings (Origin Scores)

Brazil: 83

Mexico: 86

Coffee box with an angry mug illustration, "Cranky UnBalanced Blend," text: "Emotionally stable? That's a no".

Cranky Unbalanced Blend coffee pods provide a smooth, full-flavored cup in a convenient single-serve format. This 12-count pack features a blend of specialty-grade Arabica coffees, roasted for a rich body and clean finish. Each pod is sealed to maintain freshness and is compatible with most Keurig-style brewing systems. Designed for consistent flavor and easy brewing, this blend offers a reliable cup any time of day.


SPECIFICATIONS

Format: 12 Specialty-Grade Single-Serve Coffee Pods

Rating: Brazil 83 • Mexico 86

Roast: Medium

Quality: 100% Specialty-Grade Arabica

Tasting Notes: Chocolate-covered almond, maple syrup sweetness, bright citrus

Origins: Brazil (Cerrado), Mexico (Chiapas)

Altitude: 900–1,750 MASL

Processing: Pulped Natural (Brazil), Washed (Mexico)

Blend Varietals: Bourbon, Typica, Catuaí, Catucaí, Mundo Novo

Body: Full-bodied, rich, warm, lively

Compatibility: Standard single-serve brewers (not Nespresso)

Vibe: Comforting, bold, deliciously unpredictable

NOTE: Our coffee products are made with specialty-grade coffee beans that are ethically sourced. We work with roasters who follow strict quality and sourcing standards, including industry-standard screenings and handling practices that support clean, consistent, specialty-grade coffee.

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