Cranky Functional Mushroom Blend - Medium Roast

This isn’t your average “healthy coffee” gimmick. The Cranky Functional Mushroom Roast blends premium specialty coffee with adaptogenic Lion’s Mane and Chaga to create a cup that’s rich, smooth, and surprisingly balanced. It delivers the comforting flavor of a medium roast with subtle earthy complexity from the mushroom extracts — supporting focus, energy, and wellness without tasting like a science experiment. If you’re looking for a smarter start to your day, this blend is ready to pull its weight.

Product Details

Tasting Profile — Medium Roast

A balanced, approachable medium roast featuring:

• Rich, classic coffee flavor
• Subtle earthy depth from Lion’s Mane + Chaga
• Smooth body
• Clean finish
• A gently energizing, wellness-forward vibe

Familiar comfort meets functional benefits.

Origin & Region — Brazil • Colombia

A purpose-built base sourced from two regions known for reliability and quality:

Brazil (Cerrado):

• Consistent flavor
• Pulped natural processing
• Chocolate depth + solid body
• Smooth, grounding character

Colombia (Huila & Cauca):

• Cooperative-grown
• Sustainable, smallholder-led
• Washed process clarity
• Clean balance to support mushroom notes

Together, they create a coffee foundation that merges seamlessly with adaptogenic extracts.

Altitude & Processing — 900–1,800 MASL

A balanced altitude range producing clarity, sweetness, and structure:

Brazil (900–1,400m) — Pulped Natural:

• Chocolatey body
• Sweet, rounded richness

Colombia (1,200–1,800m) — Washed:

• Clean, bright finish
• Structural balance

The blend preserves coffee identity while allowing Lion’s Mane and Chaga to enhance—not overpower—the cup.

Blend Composition — Catuaí, Mundo Novo, Caturra, Colombia, Castillo

A curated mix crafted for harmony and clarity:

• Catuaí & Mundo Novo (Brazil): Body, chocolate, sweetness
• Caturra, Colombia, Castillo (Colombia): Clean brightness, structure, balance

These varietals maintain flavor integrity even when paired with functional mushroom extracts.

Origin Ratings

Brazil: 83

Colombia: 83