Welcome to the full Cranky Cup™ lineup — the entire arsenal of attitude-fueled, specialty-grade coffee designed to turn “don’t talk to me” into “fine… what?” Whether you’re into smooth single origins, bold blends, naturally flavored creations, or sample packs that let you try everything without committing to just one mood, this page is your gateway to better mornings.
All Cranky Cup™ coffee is small-batch roasted on demand — meaning your coffee is roasted after you place your order, not pulled from a dusty shelf. Once roasted, it’s stored in airtight containers to protect every flavor note, then packaged in high-quality, one-way-valve bags so CO₂ can escape and freshness stays locked in. Your order usually ships within 1–2 days of roasting, giving you a cup that tastes alive, bold, and blissfully free of warehouse staleness.
Not sure where to begin? Explore by category and let your taste buds (or your attitude) lead the way.
Single origins deliver clarity and character. Blends bring balance and strength. Naturally flavored coffees add fun without the sugar crash. And sample packs let you test-drive the whole lineup. Whatever you choose, it’s fresh, specialty-grade, and proudly made for people who hate mornings as much as we do.
