Cranky Holiday Hearth Roast - Limited, Seasonal Batch

That’s where the Cranky Holiday Hearth Roast comes in.

This festive dark roast delivers roasted chestnut coziness, warm spice cheer, and a velvety-smooth body that does the emotional heavy lifting your seasonal spirit refuses to do.

It’s the perfect cup for putting up with:

• Crowded stores
• Tangled lights
• Forced merriment

And that one coworker who starts playing Mariah Carey in November

One mug, and suddenly you’re… not exactly cheerful, but cheer-adjacent. And honestly? That’s enough.

Tasting Profile — Dark

A warm, nostalgic cup with:

• Roasted chestnuts(holiday classic)
• Warm, cozy spices(like a hug you didn’t ask for, but accept)
• Velvety mouthfeel(because you deserve comfort)
• Deep, smooth body(to survive the season)

Holiday magic, minus the glitter fallout.

Origin & Region — Brazil • Mexico • Guatemala

Crafted from origins as reliable as your favorite ugly sweater:

• Brazil: Roasted nut richness + heavy body
• Mexico: Clean balance + sweet structure
• Guatemala: Spicey complexity + chocolate depth

Together? A festive trio worthy of your crankiest December mornings.

Altitude & Processing — 900–2,000 MASL

Because even holiday coffee can have range:

• Brazil – pulped natural: brings the nutty, chocolate warmth
• Mexico – washed: keeps things crisp and balanced
• Guatemala – washed: adds sweet spice and complexity

Layers of comfort, wrapped up like the gifts you still haven’t bought.

Blend Composition — Bourbon, Typica, Caturra, Catuaí, Catucaí, Mundo Novo

A cast of varietals working overtime so you don’t have to:

• Bourbon & Typica: sweetness + structure
• Caturra: bright, cheerful fruit (even if you aren't)
• Brazilian varietals: chocolate, nuts, velvety comfort

The perfect holiday support staff.