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Cranky River Run Roast

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Smooth, sweet, and endlessly reliable, the Cranky River Run Roast is your everyday medium roast built for calm mornings and steady momentum. This three-origin blend from Brazil, Colombia, and Guatemala delivers rich praline sweetness, balanced acidity, and a medium, easy-drinking body that feels right at home in any brewing routine. Approachable, satisfying, and quietly delicious — it’s the kind of coffee you reach for without even thinking.


Product Details


Tasting Profile — Medium Roast


A smooth, approachable medium roast featuring:


  • Praline sweetness
  • Nutty, rounded depth
  • Medium, steady body
  • Balanced acidity
  • A clean, comforting finish


Warm, easy, and reliably tasty.


Origin & Region — Brazil • Colombia • Guatemala


Brazil (Cerrado):


  • Pulped natural
  • Chocolate-rich base
  • Smooth, sweet body


Colombia (Huila & Cauca):


  • Smallholder cooperatives
  • Fully washed
  • Clean brightness + balanced structure


Guatemala (Antigua & Huehuetenango):


  • Volcanic soils
  • High-altitude sweetness
  • Complexity + clarity


Together, they create a cup that’s well-rounded and effortlessly enjoyable.


Altitude & Processing — 900–2,000 MASL


Brazil (900–1,400m) — Pulped Natural:


  • Body
  • Chocolate depth


Colombia (1,200–1,800m) — Washed:


  • Clean balance
  • Smooth acidity


Guatemala (1,500–2,000m) — Washed:


  • Sweet complexity
  • Bright but gentle finish


A dependable cup with layered sweetness and structure.


Blend Composition — Caturra, Colombia, Castillo, Typica, Bourbon, Catuaí, Mundo Novo


A classic trio of origins, built from trusted varietals:


  • Colombian Caturra/Colombia/Castillo: Clean brightness + structure
  • Guatemalan Typica/Bourbon: Sweetness + complexity
  • Brazilian Catuaí/Mundo Novo: Body + chocolate foundation


A balanced blend crafted for everyday brewing.


Origin Ratings


Brazil: 83

Colombia: 84

Guatemala: 85

Coffee bag labeled "Cranky River Run Roast" with a grumpy face design, 12oz.

A medium roast coffee blend made from specialty-grade beans sourced from Brazil, Colombia, and Guatemala. It features praline sweetness, balanced acidity, and a smooth medium body.


SPECIFICATIONS

Format: 12oz Whole Bean or Regular Ground

Rating: Bzl 83 • Col 84 • Guat 85

Roast: Medium

Quality: 100% Specialty-Grade Arabica

Tasting Notes: Praline, nutty sweetness, medium body

Origins: Brazil (Cerrado), Colombia (Huila & Cauca), Guatemala (Antigua & Huehuetenango)

Altitude: 900–2,000 MASL

Processing: Pulped Natural (Brazil), Washed (Colombia & Guatemala)

Varietals: Caturra, Colombia, Castillo, Typica, Bourbon, Catuaí, Mundo Novo

Body: Medium, smooth, balanced

Compatibility: Drip, pour-over, French press, espresso

Vibe: Dependable, smooth, everyday comfort

NOTE: Our coffee products are made with specialty-grade coffee beans that are ethically sourced. We work with roasters who follow strict quality and sourcing standards, including industry-standard screenings and handling practices that support clean, consistent, specialty-grade coffee.

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