Bold, velvety, and unapologetically dark, Cranky Midnight Ember Roast
is the kind of coffee that whispers “let’s get this over with” and then makes the morning worth it anyway. This three-origin blend from Brazil, Mexico, and Guatemala delivers rich baker’s chocolate, caramelized sugar sweetness, and a smooth, velvety body
that feels like the quiet calm before the day kicks in. Deep, satisfying, and perfectly balanced, it’s a dark roast built for people who want flavor—not bitterness—with every sip.
Product Details
Tasting Profile — Dark Roast
A smooth, robust dark roast featuring:
- Deep baker’s chocolate
- Caramelized sugar sweetness
- Velvety, full body
- Balanced roast depth
- A smooth, satisfying finish
Rich, warm, and steady—your new dark roast staple.
Origin & Region — Brazil • Mexico • Guatemala
Brazil (Cerrado):
- Mechanized, controlled agricultural systems
- Pulped natural processing
- Chocolate-heavy, full-bodied base
Mexico (Chiapas):
- Cooperative-grown
- Sustainable practices
- Washed process for structure and balance
Guatemala (Antigua & Huehuetenango):
- Volcanic soils
- High-altitude sweetness
- Warm spice, complexity, and clarity
Together, they create a dark roast that is bold, complex, and incredibly smooth.
Altitude & Processing — 900–2,000 MASL
Brazil (900–1,400m) — Pulped Natural:
- Rich chocolate foundation
- Heavy body
- Smooth, sweet depth
Mexico (1,300–1,750m) — Washed:
- Clean structure
- Balanced acidity
Guatemala (1,500–2,000m) — Washed:
- Complexity
- Warm, caramelized sweetness
- Refined clarity
The combination results in a dark roast with bold character and velvety smoothness.
Blend Composition — Bourbon, Typica, Caturra, Catuaí, Catucaí, Mundo Novo
A balanced mix of varietals chosen for depth, sweetness, and structure:
- Guatemalan Bourbon, Typica, Caturra:
Sweetness, spice, and complexity
- Mexican Bourbon & Typica:
Clean balance and structure
- Brazilian Catuaí, Catucaí, Mundo Novo:
Body, chocolate richness, and roast stability
These varietals handle darker roasting beautifully while maintaining origin nuance.
Origin Ratings
Brazil: 83
Mexico: 86
Guatemala: 85
