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Roasting Attitude Into Every Bean!

Born from the need to fuel the cranky,Cranky Cup Coffee offers exceptional coffee with a punch of personality. Our mission? To turn your morning scowl into a caffeinated smile, one roasted bean at a time.


We feature specialty-grade coffee roasted to order and shipped the same day. Never stockpiled. Never stale. Handcrafted to perfection by our FDA-registered, FSMA-compliant roasters. Our coffee is always full of attitude and flavor.

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Why Cranky Cup? Exceptional Coffee for the Cranky!

We drink what we sell! You know it's going to be good!

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Coffee Origins

Taste the unique blends crafted to wake even the grumpiest souls.
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Brewing Tips

Only the purest beans, grown without compromise or chemicals.
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Supporting farmers and the planet with every cup you brew.

Morning crankiness is real!

We built Cranky Cup to fix it. The result is a cup that flips the switch: smoother, fresher, more alive. Less side-eye at sunrise, more “okay, let’s do this.” If your day doesn’t start until your coffee does, welcome home.

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What Our Cranky Customers Say

1 month ago
Five black stars in a row.

I used to hate mornings. Now I just hate them less, thanks to Cranky Cup.

Lori L.
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Five black stars.

Finally, coffee that matches my mood and wakes me up without the drama.

Coady C.
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Five black stars in a row.

Cranky Cup turned my grumbles into grins before my first cup.

Miranda W.
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Five black stars in a row.

I’m still cranky, but at least I’m caffeinated and functional.

Nick C.
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The only thing better than this coffee is the extra five minutes of peace it buys me.

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Laura M.
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Cranky Cup Coffee: the perfect blend for the delightfully cranky.

Jeff F.
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My mornings went from ‘ugh’ to ‘ahh’ with just one cup.

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Nina S.
Brew Like a Pro, Even Before Your First Grumble

Tips for Brewing Your Perfect Cup at Home

Struggling to get that perfect cup before your brain fully boots up? Start with fresh roasted beans Cranky Cup, because stale coffee is a crime against mornings. Use clean, filtered water heated to just below boiling (around 200°F) to avoid bitter scorch marks. Measure your coffee right: about one to two tablespoons per six ounces of water keeps the crankiness in check. Don’t rush the brew, let your coffee steep or drip slowly to unlock those bold, mood-lifting flavors. And remember, a little patience goes a long way, even if you’re not a morning person.

Follow these simple steps and turn your morning frown upside down—one perfect cup at a time.

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